ALPHA DAWG

On occasion I feel the testosterone driven urge to assert my considerable manhood as a manly man.

At a recent meeting with our builder, I loudly proclaimed in a gruff voice that I would settle for no less than four walls, a roof, and that our new house be warm and dry.

I then meekly pointed to my beautiful bride and allowed that she would be making all other decisions.

Guess I showed them who the alpha dawg is in this wolf pack.

Yesterday, the bride picked our limestone masonry, shingle color, windows, and narrowed down the choices on the stucco and sheetrock finishes.

I'm not impressed. I already made all the hard choices bout walls and such.