ALMS

The silence is deafening.

I issued a heart felt, soul sobbing, cry in the cyberspacial darkness for pinto bean prestidigitation. I have heard exactly nothing?

This is serious. One's life long legacy can be many things, negative and positive. What more noble history could one leave to their heirs than the olympic GOLD for bean cookin'?

If you feel moved, if you are charitable, if you are gaseously inclined, help the ole ranch hand to consistently proffer melodious fruit of the pinto variety in a manner that makes one's tongue beat their tonsils in anticipation of culinary glory.

ALMS FOR YOUR RECIPES!